Mind boggled Lord Dawdle here. Read how canine chaos thwarted my dramatic, bearded hi-tec bid to boost the old brainwaves.

 

 

Hats Off To:

American pigeon fancier and artist Duke Riley who straps lights to the feet of his flock so they can perform amazing illuminated aerial ballets in the night sky.

Nasa’s zero gravity 3D printer which is big enough to produce structures in space and could soon mean factories floating in the eternal void.

The boffins at Oxford University who are working on a phone app that detects nearby mosquitoes and may soon be able to warn of the ones carrying malaria.