Fintastic news from Lord Horatio! I can report that things are going swimmingly here at Dawdle Hall thanks to the latest in a long line of cunning plans being floated by my nephew Simon.

Currently he can be found ensconced in the lower greenhouse surrounded by a sea of plastic pipes and tanks of various sizes. I left him to it for a couple of days until I could contain my curiosity no longer.

Accompanied by Whimsy the dog I ventured forth into the whirlpool of activity. What on earth, I hazarded, was he up to? Looking up from the large blueprint spread out on a wallpaper pasting table Simon grinned mischievously.   Feed more about it here!